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Self portrait - Yes, you are allowed to make jokes!

All the best. mal


Self portrait - Yes, you are allowed to make jokes!

All the best. mal

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I really like the radiating lines and perspective.
  • Aussie
  • Brisbane
  • 30 Oct 2007, 00:25
That is a very politically incorrect title these days, Mal. Or did the title come from the comments made by the other people on the walkway. I can just imagine some of the mutterings and thoughts. Who is this mad git taking pics of himself.
Nice self portrait, love the lead in lines and I like seeing the reflections of others people on the side.
You've got a thing aboout escalators and moving walkways!

Love the idea. It gives the impression of passage through time and I don't know about retard but it's like seeing the boy in you!
  • Otto K.
  • Atlanta, United States
  • 30 Oct 2007, 01:48
Very cool perspective. So that's the man behind the magic? smile
  • ray
  • Thailand
  • 30 Oct 2007, 03:05
Thanks for the invitation, mal...I am happy to accept.

Who's the dopy bugger who sat down on the stepless escalator and got his pants hooked in the grooves? I hope he wasn't "commando" this day, or he might have lost some important bits when he got to the end.
  • Martin
  • Houston
  • 30 Oct 2007, 03:43
Nice to meet you, finally! Of course it had to be with your trademark perspective smile
Very cool original shot. The lines. The tones. Great use of natural light.
Not self-conscious then?
Nice to meet you Malcolm. Could have been great with a smile ! smile
  • sk
  • United Kingdom
  • 30 Oct 2007, 06:52
very nice Mal, I always wnted to try this, awesome
  • Kathryn
  • Germany
  • 30 Oct 2007, 07:16
This is such a great shot. Love the colors, the movement, and the lighting!
  • Scarlet
  • Netherlands
  • 30 Oct 2007, 07:17
The lines here are amazing. Love it.
  • BeakerSt
  • United Kingdom
  • 30 Oct 2007, 07:58
Damn, I was hoping it was a lift shaft...
What a brilliant idea! Love the sense of movement. Nice to meet you, too. (:o)
  • Pilgrim
  • United Kingdom
  • 30 Oct 2007, 09:38
Ah - the face that launched a thousand pics. Great shot Mal - stationary but still full of movement. I wonder if you'll start a trend of self p's. David.
  • Frank
  • 30 Oct 2007, 10:49
Very nice self. I like the movement around you. Nice to see you. wink
Good stuff Mal, looks real good.
Yes, I do like this shot!
But you're in a very bad quality, and the camera is not centered, in my opinion it should be, or you should be sitting in rules of thirds.Thats the only negative thing I can tell you. smile
The rest is just lovely, the lines, the perspective and the people in the sides.
  • Louis
  • South Africa
  • 30 Oct 2007, 12:36
Allowed to make jokes. So the other times we had no permission. Tch what a retard.

You know you are real fast when you can run up ahead and take a picture of your image coming up smile So no retard at all.

Great shot and whackey idea - I bet you lifted a few english eyebrows and whispers like: "Bet you he is scottish"
  • Tracy
  • Great Britain (UK)
  • 30 Oct 2007, 12:46
Nice to meet you Mal.
What a cracking shot of your fly's, sorry ment eye's.

Love the shot well thought
sweet sweet shot

probably why the chicken crossed the road!
  • nev
  • Australia
  • 30 Oct 2007, 13:06
Doesn't feel right to make jokes of the king on his throne. heehee . I love the central positioning of yourself. It gives it such a time warpie feel. Looks like a good game to play at an airport. This is wonderful work even if you are sitting down on the job. The silo of the person is what does it for me. great stuff mal
Helloooo! My friend! Ahahhh! The last time that remembered to you was hung of the ceiling... now in a mechanical incline! Nice to meet you again. Here the attention calls much to me which I imagine had to think the man that you have behind! LOLwink
  • Freddy
  • Rome, Italy
  • 30 Oct 2007, 15:38
nice to meet you Malcom, finally! smile

Great shot !!
Very nice perspective. Great idea
  • blackdog
  • United Kingdom
  • 30 Oct 2007, 16:49
Great idea, well executed - nice to meet you. we should have a self portrait day on SC!
I got a pic like this, but without an ASBO with a hoody in itwink
this is truly nice, I have a similar shot but yours is far much better.
  • deji77
  • Europe
  • 30 Oct 2007, 17:26
hope no one decided to do a runner with ur kit wink
love the shot smile
  • VZ
  • Atlanta, USA
  • 30 Oct 2007, 18:10
The center of the universe...of course. Mr. Mal would not accept anything less then that. All matter starts from here.
  • PhotoSam
  • United Kingdom
  • 30 Oct 2007, 18:11
bit too harsh on yourself...doubt you wouldve posted it if you didnt know it already but, excellent excellent selfie...
Aah, as I have, it would seem, correctly, called you from time to time: Mal(content). Monster of a pic Mr.Smart, so when you gonna get the Merc on the travellator!!???? Methinks the odd pint or two of John Smiths finest or Boddys, may well have influenced the posegrin Super work Malster. All the very best, Neil.
  • Azhar
  • India
  • 30 Oct 2007, 19:02
Creative indeed. I like it. Now I can imagine someone grabbing the camera and running dowm the walkway while you;re eyes are closed waiting for the self timer.
  • sara
  • earth
  • 30 Oct 2007, 23:08
i think its a wicked shot.

im sold. ~S.
An inspirational pose, you retard! Back to the future!
  • Urv
  • United States
  • 30 Oct 2007, 23:31
I've always wanted to try this but I get worried about someone maybe stepping on my camera. Plus the only moving walkways around here are at the airport and when you're about to travel futzing with your camera seems stupid and when you arrive you're tired from the flight so taking self portraits would be unflattering. Oh well, perhaps some day I'll get around to it.
Hello, Mal! Nice to give a face to a name.
This is a really good idea, photographically, but somehow I have the feeling that the other travellers might not have been particularly appreciative, on this occasion!
Mal this is wonderful. I love the movement above and the perspective is great.
  • david
  • Great Britain (UK)
  • 31 Oct 2007, 08:12
i can just imagine the looks you got!! well done!
  • Sheeplover
  • SW Wales, UK
  • 31 Oct 2007, 09:08
Great shot Mal. It's good to see a shot of you without having to turn my laptop upside down! The black and white pp is lovely too - great tones.

I wonder how many times you had to
a) walk back and forth & reset to get it to look ok
b) pick the camera up cos it fell over
c) run after some oik to get your camera back wink

Glad to see someone else that doesn't smile in photos - if I do I just look gormless... grin
  • Zeus
  • from the inner depths of deepest darkest Londonium
  • 31 Oct 2007, 13:15
Totally cool.... Pretty good for a retard! I wouldn't have smiled either - that would be conclusive evidence of insanity and then the men in white coats would decend on you like flies... trust me, I know! Cheers, H.
great idea mal,love it.
superbe perspectives! j'adore ça
  • Roland
  • France
  • 31 Oct 2007, 17:03
It's nice to meet you in such an original way Mal... And I prefer you to be late... The speed effect is fantastic.
  • BobC
  • Great Britain (UK)
  • 31 Oct 2007, 19:19
Very nice concept. You're looking very upset as if someone has taken all your toys away wink
  • 10cr
  • France
  • 31 Oct 2007, 20:39
Ooooooooooh que c'est bon ! Du grand art Monsieur !
Great perspective and I love the effect of the lines, drawing the attention to you... The B&W option works very well here but the title puzzles me... which is great wink
  • Peter
  • Canada
  • 1 Nov 2007, 02:43
Awesome idea! I like it.
lovely self portrait mal. you look so intense!
  • chris
  • Great Britain (UK)
  • 1 Nov 2007, 16:24
Cheer up Mal! wink
Was the thing moving when you made this shot?
Nice photo!
Mal you look really miffed here...the ridges on those moving walkways play hell on your backside though.
Interesting shot, like the idea.
Great shot. The tag line is really funny - Retard. smile
  • Suzanne
  • Canada
  • 7 Nov 2007, 19:02
LOL! MAladin on his magic carpet!
Great shot!
  • Jon
  • Great Britain (UK)
  • 15 Nov 2007, 21:46
Glad to see I'm not the only who is slowly going bald tongue

Nice perspective.

  • ChaCha
  • N York C
  • 16 Nov 2007, 05:51
nice to meet u bud :d
  • Sysagent
  • Great Britain (UK)
  • 16 Nov 2007, 18:46
You look a bit fed-up for some reason.

The lines are all about this image and the way it just draws you and draws into the main subject you.
  • flo g
  • France
  • 10 Feb 2008, 14:30
big sensation of motion.. very good idea

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